Octocorn

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A magical creature that looks like it was hit by a bus and then cursed. It’s part octopus and part unicorn. People call it the Unipus because they’re too lazy to say the real name.

I saw an octocorn in my cereal. It was covered in glitter and rage.

My dog turned into an octocorn after eating my homework.

My math teacher is an octocorn in disguise. He has eight legs and a horn.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A creature so ugly it makes unicorns cry. It has eight legs, a horn, and a personality that’s worse than a broken calculator.

My neighbor’s pet is an octocorn. It stares at me like I owe it money.

I dated an octocorn. It had eight legs and a horn. It also had zero respect for me.

The octocorn came to my party and ruined my pizza.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A mythical creature that comes out when you drop your pants in public. It has eight legs, a horn, and a face that looks like it got run over by a dump truck.

I saw an octocorn at the mall. It was eating a bagel and throwing insults.

My brother turned into an octocorn after he got caught stealing candy.

The octocorn appeared during my speech. It had a horn and it was judging me.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago