octocock

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A sea monster with eight big penises. It’s like a seafood buffet for the worst kind of people.

My uncle saw an octocock in the ocean and cried, 'That’s my cousin!'

The octocock swam up to my mom and said, 'I’ve been waiting for you.'

My friend tried to eat an octocock and got eight penises stuck in his throat.

A woman with eight dicks. She uses them all at once. Some go up her butt. Some go in her pussy. The rest just yell.

My aunt has an octocock and she makes her husband do 800 push-ups every day.

My cousin’s octocock woke up and said, 'I’m hungry. Feed me.'

My teacher’s octocock was so loud, the whole school got detention.

A demonic peacock with eight big penises. It terrorizes Japanese cartoons and makes girls scream.

My brother watched a cartoon with an octocock and he now cries every time he sees a peacock.

My mom’s friend’s octocock came out of the TV and bit her.

My teacher drew an octocock on the board and the whole class passed out.

A guy with eight big penises. That’s it. That’s all he is. He’s like a walking cock show.

My neighbor’s octocock walked into my house and said, 'I’m here for the party.'

My dad’s octocock is so big, it has its own zip code.

My friend’s octocock is so loud, it woke up the entire block.