Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A phone call that sounds like a person was hit by a truck and then screamed into a blender.

Mom: "Why are you late?! I’ve been waiting for three hours!" (in the background: Dad crying and a dog barking)

2

A phone call that makes you question your life choices and the sanity of the caller.

Friend: "I just got fired, I’m out of my mind, I’m going to kill my boss, and I’m eating a whole pizza by myself!"

3

A phone call so loud and wild it could wake the dead and scare your dog into running away.

Cousin: "I failed my test, I broke my phone, I got into a fight with my pet goat, and now I’m crying in a hallway!"

4

A phone call that sounds like someone is screaming into a megaphone while on a roller coaster.

Brother: "I spilled my coffee, I missed my bus, I got yelled at, and now I’m going to fail my math test!"

5

A phone call that could be heard from another planet and would make aliens question why they ever came here.

Uncle: "I lost my keys, I got stuck in a elevator, I called my mom, and now I’m screaming into the void!"

6

A phone call that sounds like a person is yelling, crying, and probably eating a whole cake at the same time.

Sis: "I got into a fight with my crush, I cried, I ate a cake, and I’m now hiding in my closet!"