Octocadet

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A person who loves the Octonauts so much they probably cried when the show ended and still blame the writers for not giving them more episodes.

'I'm an octocadet and I will never forgive the Octonauts for not getting a movie.'

'I'm 30 and still dress up as a penguin for Octonauts day.'

'I asked my boss for a raise and said I was an octocadet. He gave me a raise and a snack.'

Someone who thinks the Octonauts are better than real life and probably still believes in a magical underwater world.

'I'm an octocadet and I live in my parents' basement because I never grew up.'

'I told my crush I was an octocadet and now we're dating.'

'I got fired for wearing a squid costume to work and I'm fine with it.'

A person who claims to be an octocadet and probably still talks to their childhood octopus plush every night.

'I’m an octocadet and I text my octopus plush every morning. It texts me back.'

'My therapist says I need to stop being an octocadet.'

'I’m not crazy. I’m just an octocadet.'