octoblob

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A baby that got killed before it could even start being a baby. It was tossed down the toilet and now lives in the ocean like a sea monster.
My mom said the octoblob was the worst thing she ever did.
I saw the octoblob in a dream and it screamed at me.
The doctor said the octoblob was just a mess.
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A failed baby that looks like a giant wet octopus. People think it lives in the sewer and eats bad decisions for breakfast.
My sister’s octoblob is haunting her during her period.
They said the octoblob came out of the toilet and stared at them.
My teacher thinks the octoblob is why I failed math.
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A half-dead baby with eight legs that got flushed down the toilet. It’s the reason why some people don’t like water.
I think the octoblob followed me to school.
My dog ran away because of the octoblob.
The octoblob is why I never take baths anymore.
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