Octobertunity

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A glorious time in October when everything goes right and you feel like a god who just farted and made a rainbow.

I got a raise, my dog stopped barking, and my mom texted me: 'I’m proud of you.'

My pizza arrived hot, my Wi-Fi worked, and my ex called to say sorry.

I won the lottery, my plants bloomed, and my neighbor’s cat adopted me.

October’s version of a miracle, when life throws you a bone and you eat it, then take a bow.

My car started, my coffee was hot, and my boss said, 'You’re doing great.'

I got a free donut, my phone didn’t crash, and my cat didn’t judge me.

My laundry was done, my cat was happy, and my dad didn’t yell.

A magical moment in October when you think you’re getting away with everything, and you are.

I skipped work, got paid anyway, and my boss didn’t notice.

I ate all my snacks, didn’t do my homework, and got a perfect score.

I cursed my neighbor, got a free pizza, and my mom didn’t know.