Octoberfest

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A stupid typo that everyone uses like it's the real thing. Go there if you want to see drunk Bavarians, Americans, Australians, and Japanese people doing the worst dance ever.

My cousin went to Octoberfest and came back with a hangover and a new nickname: 'The Dancing Dead.'

I tried to speak German at Oktoberfest and got laughed at by a man who looked like he had a beer permanently attached to his face.

My friend’s date left him at Octoberfest because he tried to do the chicken dance and failed.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A loud, crowded mess where guys stand like idiots waiting for women to show up and probably don’t know how to talk to them.

I went to Octoberfest and saw a man trying to talk to a woman by just pointing at his beer. It was tragic.

My brother tried to flirt with a girl at Octoberfest and just said, 'You look like a beer.' She walked away.

At Octoberfest, I saw a group of guys trying to talk to a girl and all just said, 'We’re all single.' She looked confused.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When everything in the store turns into a pumpkin flavor and you can't escape it for months. It's like the whole world is trying to sell you a cupcake and a haunted house.

I went to the store and it was all pumpkin spice this, pumpkin spice that. I just wanted a regular coffee.

My mom bought pumpkin flavored everything for Octoberfest and now my house smells like a bakery exploded.

At the restaurant, I ordered a pumpkin spice cocktail and it tasted like my grandma's holiday pie.

by Slangipedia 6d ago