Octoberface

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The face you make when you realize you’ve spent the weekend drinking like a fish out of water and now your brain is trying to escape through your nose.

I looked in the mirror and my face was like a sad hot dog at a rodeo.

My roommate saw me and said, 'You look like you’ve been beaten by a bottle of cheap wine.'

I tried to walk and my legs were like Jell-O that’s been stepped on.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The look on your face when you realize you’ve drunk so much you might as well be part of the Oktoberfest decorations.

I saw my reflection and thought, 'Is that me or a ghost wearing my clothes?'

My dog ran away when he saw my face.

I tried to eat breakfast and my toast looked like it was trying to escape.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The expression you wear when your body is screaming, 'I hate everything!' because of too much alcohol and too little dignity.

I looked like I’d been thrown into a blender and then left out in the sun.

My mom called and said, 'You look like you’ve been hit by a parade.'

I tried to text and my fingers were like spaghetti.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The look you wear when your brain is gone and your body is just trying to survive the aftermath of a weekend of bad decisions.

I looked like a ghost that had one too many shots.

I walked into work and my boss said, 'Are you sick or are you trying to be a cartoon character?'

I tried to laugh and it sounded like a dying cat.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The face you make when your stomach is trying to leave your body and your brain is trying to leave your head.

I saw my face and I wanted to cry or maybe just die.

My friend said I looked like a sad version of a disco ball.

I tried to talk and my words came out like broken spoons.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The face you make when you think you're tough, but your body just wants to give up and go to sleep forever.

I looked in the mirror and my face said, 'I give up.'

I tried to stand up and my legs said, 'Nope.'

I texted my friend and said, 'I feel like a sad balloon that’s been popped.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago