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When a politician tries to save their butt by pulling a random dirty trick right before the election, like a desperate, smelly old man trying to impress a hooker.
The guy tried to blame the dog for the fire, but no one bought it.
She said the moon was made of cheese, and everyone laughed at her.
He said the election was rigged by aliens, and people said, 'We know, we're also aliens.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a rival politician throws a pile of nasty secrets at someone just in time for the election, like throwing a rotten egg at a sleeping man.
He leaked the video of her eating a whole pizza in the middle of the night.
They posted a photo of him wearing a banana costume at a fancy dinner.
She sent a text to his ex-wife saying he was a 'disgusting human being.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A hot person having sex on a pile of leaves, like a squirrel in a forest, but with way more sweat and no nuts.
He had sex on the leaves and then tried to hide the evidence.
She took her boots off and made a mess in the park.
They were so loud the leaves started to cheer for them.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a guy tries to save his dignity by showing everyone his penis in a last-minute attempt to get back at his enemies.
He took off his pants during a meeting and everyone was shocked.
He walked into the room and said, 'I’m not going down without a fight.'
He pulled out his member like it was a sword and people got scared.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When someone has sex in the middle of a boring meeting and pulls out a giant rubber chicken to make it more exciting.
He took out a giant rubber chicken and said, 'This is the best part of the meeting.'
She pulled out a big pink thing and everyone laughed for ten minutes.
They were so loud the whole congress got distracted.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When something crazy happens right before the election that could change who wins, like when a president tried to save his job by rescuing people in a country, but it went wrong and he lost.
He tried to save his job by doing a rescue mission, but it failed and he got laughed at.
He said the mission was a success, but no one believed him.
People said it was the worst rescue mission in history and he lost the election.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you have sex with a girl and just before you come, you smash a pumpkin on her head like a crazy person.
He hit her with a pumpkin and said, 'That’s my love language.'
She was so surprised she forgot how to breathe.
He used a pumpkin like it was a weapon and people started laughing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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