october road

I watched October Road and cried like a baby who lost their favorite sock

My cousin said it was the gayest show ever, and he’s a flamingo in a trench coat

I watched it once, and now I dream about glitter every night

My grandma watched it and asked if I was still friends with the guy who dyed his hair pink

I told my brother it was the gayest show ever, and he said I was just jealous

My dog watched it and started singing show tunes

I watched it and now I can't look at glitter without screaming

My friend watched it once and now he wears a dress to work

My mom watched it and started dating my uncle