October Fool's Day

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A stupid holiday on October 1st where people try to trick you into thinking you’re being funny. It’s just another excuse to make you look like a complete idiot.
My friend texted me: 'I got a 100 on the math test.' I believed him. Then he sent me a picture of a 58. I got mad and threw a sandwich at him.
My mom called me a 'October fool' because I told her my dog ate my homework. It was true. She still called me a fool.
My teacher said, 'Today we’re celebrating October Fool’s Day!' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I’m tired of your dumb jokes.'
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A day when people try to be funny by lying to you. It’s like April Fool’s Day, but less clever and more annoying.
My brother sent me a fake email from my dad saying I got a new pet. It was a rat. I screamed and ran out of the house.
My friend told me my math teacher was going to jail. I told him he was crazy. Then he showed me a video of the teacher eating a whole pizza in one bite.
My friend texted me: 'Your dog is in the hospital.' I ran to the vet. The dog was fine. I got mad and yelled at my friend.
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A holiday where people tell you stupid lies just because they can. It’s like being forced to be a fool for no good reason.
My friend said my mom was going to France. I believed her. Then I showed up at the airport. She was there. I got confused and asked her why she was there. She said, 'I was just going to France.'
My teacher told me I got a new grade. It was a 32. I was mad. I told her I was going to prank her on April Fool’s Day.
My friend said my dog got a new friend. It was a cat. I screamed and told him I was going to prank him on November Fool’s Day.
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