Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The start of October when people pull the worst pranks ever. It's like April Fools but twice as annoying and once a month.

My neighbor tied my dog to a mailbox and told me it was a surprise.

My teacher told me to eat a whole pizza for breakfast.

My dad poured soda into my shoes and called it a luxury upgrade.

2

On October 20th, you mess with someone until they’re so mad they might throw something.

I told my friend his mom was dating a chicken.

I told my brother his goldfish was actually a rat in disguise.

I said my math teacher was being paid by the devil.

3

The first day of October when everyone lies and makes up stupid excuses to avoid doing work.

I told my boss I was kidnapped by aliens.

I said my dog ate my homework and my cat ate my dog.

I told my teacher I was on a mission from Mars.

4

The 16th of October when you finally snap and tell everyone to shut up.

I told my mom I was going to live with my dad forever.

I said my sister was a robot sent to take over the world.

I told my friend I was the president of the United States.

5

April Fools but it’s in October and even worse because it's not April.

I told my friend I was going to live in a tree forever.

I said my math teacher was a witch from the 1700s.

I told my brother that his favorite toy was actually a spy.

6

When you trick someone into thinking you're doing drugs and eating tacos at the same time, even if you're not.

I told my friend I was a secret agent with a taco mission.

I said I was eating tacos with a dragon in the background.

I told my teacher I was doing drugs and had a side job as a taco chef.