October Day

A made-up day in October where everyone tries to pretend their crush is important by saying stuff like 'National Cringe Your Crush Day!' It’s just a excuse to be annoying.

The day everyone starts lying like crazy because they think it's a real holiday. It's all fake, but no one cares. Nintendo started it because they spilled their guts on October 1st, 2020.

October 23rd is when Andrew’s birthday happens. If you’re reading this, happy birthday you faggot. You're still a faggot. You always were. You're still a faggot.

A day where you eat bacon and brag about science. You also give people gifts that make them think they’re smart. It’s all because of Neil deGrasse Tyson, and he’s the reason you know so little.

A day when you rewatch all the worst episodes of Buffy and give Luz and Amity a standing ovation. You also cry at the end and tell everyone you’re a drama queen.

On October 16th, you get a free pass to slap anyone’s butt. No questions asked. No consequences. Just pure slap-happiness.

October 16th is the day you show off all your nasty pictures. It’s the day you’re not ashamed. It’s the day you’re proud.