October baby

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A baby made from a quickie on or near Valentine's Day. Usually from some cheap flirtation that ended up with a baby in October.

My mom said I was a Valentine’s Day mistake. She called my dad a cheap date.

He got his girlfriend pregnant on February 13th. Now he’s stuck with an October baby.

They had a one-night stand on February 14th. The kid came out in October. Classic.

A kid born in October. Sometimes from a love that lasted only a few weeks. Other times from a love that lasted only a few minutes.

My cousin’s born in October. His parents had a fight on November 1st. Classic October baby drama.

She had a baby in October. The guy left before Christmas. Typical.

They had a baby in October. The guy said ‘I’ll be back’ on February 14th. He never came.