Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The holy day of birthdays. If you’re born on October 8 and have a friend also born on October 8, you’re the luckiest piece of trash on Earth.

My birthday is October 8, and my friend’s is too. We’re the bestest trash ever.

Born on October 8 and my friend is too. We’re like twins but worse.

October 8 is the best day to be born. My friend’s also born on it. We’re the bestest trash.

2

A day where you get to shoot all the kids who are 13 or older with an airsoft gun. No mercy.

October 8 is airsoft day. Shoot all the 13+ kids. No mercy.

October 8: time to blast all the 13+ kids with airsoft. I love it.

Today is airsoft day. 13+ kids better run.

3

My birthday. Celebrate it or die. I’m not kidding.

October 8 is my birthday. Celebrate it or I’ll kill you.

My birthday is October 8. You better celebrate or else.

It’s my birthday, October 8. You better know what that means.

4

If your birthday is October 8, you get to finger your girl, get a blow job, or a hand job. Your choice. All of them are good.

October 8 birthday: finger your girl, blow job, or hand job. All are great.

Born on October 8? You get to finger your girl. It’s a gift.

October 8 birthday means I get to finger my girl. Best day ever.

5

National hug day for your girlfriend or boyfriend. Hug them or you’re dead.

October 8 is national hug day. Hug your girl or boy or you die.

Today is national hug day. Hug your girlfriend or you die.

Hug your girl or boy on October 8 or you’re dead.

6

National slap day for your sibling. Slap them or you get slapped back. No way out.

October 8 is slap your sibling day. Slap them or get slapped.

Today is slap your sibling day. I’m slapping mine.

Slap your sibling on October 8 or you’re getting slapped.

7

The day of the baddies and softies. Show how fucking cute you are and don’t let anyone judge you.

October 8 is baddies and softies day. Be cute and don’t let anyone judge you.

Today is the day of the baddies and softies. Be cute or be dead.

October 8: show how fucking cute you are and don’t let anyone judge you.