Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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October 7th is when you get to slap ass like it’s your job. Every slap is worth 10 points. The biggest ass slapper wins. The weakest link gets their ass kicked.

I slapped my cousin’s ass so hard I got 100 points!

My mom slapped my dad’s ass and he didn’t even flinch.

I slapped my teacher’s ass in class and got detention.

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The sexiest, most brutal woman on the planet was born on this day. She could kick your ass and still look good doing it.

My crush was born on October 7th and she’s the best.

My sister is the baddest bitch and she was born on October 7th.

I asked my crush if she was born on October 7th and she said I was cute.

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This day is when the most legendary people are born. Putin, Cowell, and maybe even you if you’re epic enough.

I was born on October 7th and I’m the most epic person ever.

My brother was born on October 7th and he’s a legend.

My dog was born on October 7th and he’s the most epic dog.

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Today is National Girlfriend Day. Go tell your girlfriend you love her or she’ll give you a wedgie so hard it’ll hurt.

I told my girlfriend I love her and she gave me a wedgie.

I didn’t tell my girlfriend I love her and she gave me a wedgie.

I told my girlfriend I love her and she hugged me.

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October 7th is National Phat Ass Day. Find the biggest ass you can and slap it so hard it’ll scream.

I slapped my friend’s ass so hard it screamed.

My cousin’s ass was the biggest and I slapped it.

I slapped my teacher’s ass and it screamed.

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Today is when you go tell every person who isn’t talking to shut up. You don’t care if they’re mad or not.

I told my little brother to shut up and he cried.

I told my mom to shut up and she yelled at me.

I told my friend to shut up and she gave me a high five.

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Today is when you steal your siblings’ money. If they don’t like it, you’ll steal it again tomorrow.

I stole my brother’s money and he got mad.

I stole my sister’s money and she cried.

I stole my mom’s money and she said I was a thief.

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