October 4th: National Smelly day

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October 4th is when we cheer for the people who stink so much they could make a zombie cry
My cousin reeks like a week-old sock in a garbage can
My teacher smells like she bathed in compost
My dog’s breath could knock out a dragon
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National Smelly Day is when we honor the humans who smell like they’ve been living in a trash can for years
My friend’s armpits could power a spaceship
My neighbor smells like he bathed in a sewer
My brother’s socks are so smelly they’re a weapon
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On October 4th, we celebrate the people who are so smelly they could make a fart jealous
My mom smells like she took a bath in old pizza
My classmate reeks like a rotting fish
My dad smells like he lived in a garbage truck
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