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The October 4 Emergency Alert was a loud fake alarm that FEMA said would blow your eardrums off. Millions of phones screamed at you, but most people said it was a bunch of trash.
My phone yelled so loud I thought my mom was calling me for dinner.
FEMA said it was the loudest alarm ever, but it sounded like my neighbor’s dog barking.
I was in the middle of eating a taco and it ruined my life.