Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

National day to punch your little brother or sister in the face because they are annoying as hell.

I just slapped my sister and she cried. Classic.

My brother got hit so hard he fell off the couch.

I took a swing and missed. He laughed. I am now angry.

2

A day when the most amazing, hot, and nice person ever was born. If you meet her, don't be a idiot and let her go.

I met her and I was like, 'Who is this?'. Then I realized I was in love.

She's the best and I am now her slave.

I didn't even know she was hot until I saw her.

3

The day the most perfect person was born. If you could date them, you would. They're nice and look like a god.

They're my new crush and I want to marry them.

I would date them even if they were a dog.

They're perfect and I'm jealous.

4

This day is for spicy, fierce, and awesome Latinas who eat tacos in the cafeteria. They're the best and they're born on this day.

She eats tacos like it's her job and she's awesome.

She's fierce and I'm scared of her.

She's in the cafeteria eating tacos and I want to be her friend.

5

The day the cutest people were born. They're so fun, nice, and they're your best friend forever.

She's so cute I want to hug her.

He's my best friend and he's adorable.

They're the best and I'm in love.

6

National day to kiss your boyfriend or crush. If you don't, you're a loser.

I kissed my crush and I'm happy.

I didn't kiss him and now I'm sad.

I kissed my BF and now we're official.

7

The best day to propose to your girlfriend. Get her flowers, chocolates, and don't be a idiot.

I asked her and she said yes. I'm the best.

I got her flowers and she cried.

I was so nervous I dropped the ring.