October 38th

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National time to plant a wet kiss on your homie’s face day

I kissed my homie on the face so hard he thought I was gonna swallow him whole.

My homie tried to run away, but I caught him and gave him a slap-kiss.

I kissed my homie on the face like he owed me money.

National day to smooch your homie like you’re trying to steal his breath

I kissed my homie so hard he was out of breath for a whole hour.

My homie thought I was gonna kiss him to death.

I kissed my homie so fast he almost fell over.

National day to give your homie a kiss so hard it feels like a full-blown war

I kissed my homie like we were in the middle of a war and he was my enemy.

My homie said I kissed him so hard he thought his face would pop off.

I gave my homie a kiss that sounded like a bomb went off.