October 38

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The day you scream yes when someone tries to date you like you're the last piece of pizza

'Yes! I'll date you! I'd even date you in a clown suit!'

'I'm not just saying yes. I'm saying yes with a side of drama.'

'Yes. Yes. YES. I'm not even done saying yes yet.'

The day you're so excited to say yes you might throw up from happiness

'I said yes so fast I almost bit my tongue.'

'I said yes so loud my neighbor asked if I was being chased.'

'I said yes so hard I think I broke my voice.'

The day you say yes to a date because you're too dumb to say no

'I said yes because I thought yes was a sandwich.'

'I said yes because I didn't know what yes meant.'

'I said yes because I was too tired to think.'