October 37

I didn't even eat my last nut and now November is yelling at me

My nuts were half-eaten and November called me a failure

I skipped October 37 and now November is coming for me

I ate so many nuts I couldn't wait for November to start

I was too full to finish my nut and November was already annoyed

I had a nut coma and November was like 'this is not cool'

I didn't have money for a nut and November was like 'ha ha'

I skipped October 37 because I was broke and November mocked me

I had to eat a free nut and November was laughing in the background