Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This is a fake date, like why would you even think this is real? You’re a lost cause.

Bro, October 32? Are you high or just dumb?

October 32? Are you trying to make me laugh or cry?

You think October 32 is real? You’re a waste of oxygen.

2

You are the most brainless person on Earth if you believe October 32 is a real day.

You think October 32 is a day? You’re the dumbest kid in school.

If you think October 32 is real, I have no words.

You believe in October 32? You’re a total idiot.

3

It’s the day your crush finally loves you, but only if you’re not a total mess.

October 32 is my crush’s favorite day, if I wasn’t a mess, I’d be dating her.

October 32 is the day my crush loves me, if I wasn’t a total disaster.

If I was less of a mess, my crush would love me on October 32.

4

The last day of October, only celebrated by people with the worst brain cells.

October 32 is the last day of October, only brain-dead people celebrate it.

You celebrate October 32? You’re brain-dead.

The worst brain cells in the world celebrate October 32.

5

It’s a made-up date so guys can escape the horror of No Nut November.

October 32 is fake so I don’t have to deal with No Nut November.

Guys made up October 32 so they can avoid No Nut November.

October 32 is just a lie so I don’t have to face No Nut November.

6

You’re looking up October 32? Why? It’s not real, and you know it.

Why are you looking up October 32? It’s not real, and you know it.

You’re looking up October 32? You’re a total waste of time.

You look up October 32? Are you trying to die?

7

It’s a leap year date that happens every 4 years, and people who were born on it are the worst.

October 32 is a leap year date, and people born on it are the worst.

You were born on October 32? You’re the worst.

Every 4 years, October 32 happens, and the people born on it are the worst.