Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

October 31st is the worst day ever because it’s Halloween and everyone is screaming and being annoying.

My cousin wore a chicken suit and screamed at me for 10 minutes.

My brother tried to eat my homework and got covered in fake spiderwebs.

My dog peed on my neighbor’s door and said 'Boo!'

2

October 31st is when you get to yell 'Boo!' and then make your enemies fall down.

My friend fell off the stairs because I yelled 'Boo!' at him.

I made my teacher fall on the floor during math class.

I scared my mom by jumping out of the closet and screaming.

3

October 31st is the day you get to push Dylan down the stairs and no one will stop you.

I pushed Dylan down the stairs and he got a bruise on his elbow.

Dylan tried to fight back but I pushed him again.

I even pushed him down the stairs in front of his crush.

4

October 31st is when you say 'yes' to everything and everyone thinks you're a yes-man.

I said yes to wearing a chicken costume and eating a whole pizza.

I said yes to being chased by my dog and falling into a puddle.

I said yes to jumping in a bag of leaves and getting covered in dirt.

5

October 31st is when you say 'yes' to every short person and they think you're a nice guy.

I said yes to being chased by a short kid with a fake sword.

I said yes to fighting a short kid in the hallway.

I said yes to being tickled by a short kid for 10 minutes.

6

October 31st is the day you get to yell 'fuck a teacher' and no one will stop you.

I yelled 'fuck a teacher' in front of my math teacher and got sent to the office.

I told my science teacher to go die and he gave me extra homework.

I told my history teacher to shut up and he took points from my class.