October 31 National creampie day

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October 31 is the day you stuff your girlfriend like a hot dog. Do it or die.
I’m gonna stuff my girlfriend so hard she’ll be stuffed for life.
My girlfriend is a hot dog and I’m the sausage.
If you don’t stuff her on October 31, I’ll stuff you instead.
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On October 31, you take your girlfriend and plug her like a broken toilet. Don’t be a coward.
Plug her or be plugged.
I’ll plug her so hard she’ll plug me back.
My girlfriend is a toilet and I’m the plunger.
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October 31 is when you stuff your girlfriend so hard she’ll think she’s been hit by a truck.
I’m gonna stuff her like a burrito.
She’s gonna be stuffed so much she’ll be stuffed in the next life.
I stuffed her so hard she screamed like a baby.
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