october 31

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This day is called Halloween, and it's when kids wear stupid costumes and beg for candy. Some people think you're born on this day if you're a total disaster.
I wore a clown costume and got nothing but a bag of lollipops. Classic.
My friend dressed as a skeleton and got a whole bag of candy. I got a single candy corn. Classic.
I was born on this day. I'm a demon. I swear it.
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This day is when the most amazing, hot, and cool bitches in the whole world were born.
My crush was born on this day. She's a legend.
This day is the reason I have a crush on my crush.
I’m born on this day. I’m a god.
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It's Halloween, but I was born on this day. Don't talk to me.
It's Halloween. I was born on this day. I'm not even mad. I'm just tired.
It's Halloween. My birthday. You're not even supposed to be here.
It's Halloween. It's also my birthday. What even is life?
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It's Halloween. What did you think was going to happen? Some weird virgin day or something?
It's Halloween. What did you think was going to happen? A virgin day or some nonsense?
It's Halloween. You're not special. No one is.
It's Halloween. I got candy. You got a lesson.
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Getting candy from strangers even though your parents said not to. Dressing up. Getting excited with your family. Then your siblings take all the candy.
I got candy from 10 houses. My siblings took it all. Classic.
Dressed up as a vampire. Got candy. Then my brother took it. Classic.
Got candy. Then my sister took it. Then my brother took it. Classic.
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This day is when you shoot your last shot before No Nut November. So get your girl or boy and have fun.
I shot my last shot on this day. Then I had to deal with November.
This day is when I promised myself I would not fail November.
I had my last shot on this day. Then I cried. Then I got candy.
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This day is my birthday. I was born on this day. You're not even supposed to be here.
This day is my birthday. I was born on this day. You're not even supposed to be here.
It's October 31. My birthday. It's not even Halloween anymore.
It's my birthday. I'm born on this day. What even is Halloween?
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