October 29th 2020

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The day you log on to Zoom and your friends are all still in pajamas and eating cereal for dinner
My buddy showed up in his bathrobe and said 'I'm working from my kitchen.' I said 'You're eating from your kitchen.'
My mom joined the call and asked if we were doing a family Zoom or just a bunch of kids being lazy.
I turned on my camera and my dog walked in and sat on my lap. My friend screamed and left the call.
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When your friends are so lazy they only log on to Zoom if they're being forced by their mom
My friend’s mom yelled at him until he turned on his camera. He looked like he was about to cry.
I had to log on for my friend’s mom. She said she was watching us and she was going to call the cops if we didn’t behave.
My friend’s dog ate his homework and his mom made him log on to Zoom in pajamas.
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The day you all log on to Zoom and you're all just yelling at each other because you're all too tired to be polite
My friend yelled at me because I turned my camera off. He said, 'You're being rude!' I said, 'You're being loud!'
We all just started arguing about who had the worst hair. It turned into a full-blown Zoom fight.
My friend’s brother walked in and started eating pizza and said 'What's the big deal?' and we all yelled at him.
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