Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

National day to chuck your lanky friend like a sack of bricks!

I threw my tall friend into the pool and he floated like a corpse.

My friend was so tall he knocked over the whole class.

I threw my friend so hard the ceiling cracked.

2

Today, every girl with a crush on a guy named Lucca has to lock lips with him, no questions asked.

I kissed Lucca and his face turned red like a tomato.

My friend kissed Lucca and he started crying like a baby.

I had to kiss Lucca and he smelled like old socks.

3

Today is the day we all binge our childhood shows and cry like babies because we miss the good old days.

I watched My Life as a Teenage Robot and cried like I lost my best friend.

I watched The Powerpuff Girls and forgot my lunch.

I watched The Addams Family and got scared of my shadow.

4

National day to slap your bro or sis in the face. No consequences. No guilt. Just pure joy.

I slapped my brother and he got a nosebleed.

I slapped my sister and she cried like she had a broken heart.

I slapped my brother and he ran out of the house.

5

Today is the day to throw raw spaghetti at Ashton like it’s your last meal.

I threw spaghetti at Ashton and he looked like a raccoon.

I pelted Ashton with spaghetti and he started screaming.

I tossed spaghetti at Ashton and he got spaghetti in his hair.

6

Today is the day to tease Fester like he’s the most annoying person on Earth.

I teased Fester and he looked like he wanted to die.

I picked on Fester and he screamed like a banshee.

I made fun of Fester and he ran away like a scared mouse.

7

Today is the day to kiss everything, your crush, your significant other, yourself, your dog, your cat, or even your mom.

I kissed my dog and he licked my face like it was the best day ever.

I kissed my crush and he turned red like a tomato.

I kissed my mom and she said I was a weirdo.