October 29 national tortilla day

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National Tortilla Day is here! Fling your tortilla like a missile and hope it hits someone in the face.

I threw my tortilla at my brother and it hit him right in the nose. Classic.

My friend’s face is now a tortilla disaster. I’m a hero.

I flung my tortilla so hard, it went through the window. I’m getting a new one.

It’s Tortilla Day! Bring a tortilla and make your friends suffer.

I gave my friend a tortilla and he had to eat it. He cried.

My sister threw a tortilla at me and I had to eat it. I’m doomed.

My mom gave me a tortilla and said, ‘Eat it or I’ll give you a bigger one.’

National Tortilla Day is here! Throw a tortilla and make your enemies eat it.

I threw a tortilla at my enemy and he had to eat it. I’m the best.

My enemy threw a tortilla at me and I ate it. I’m the worst.

I threw a tortilla and it landed in my enemy’s mouth. Victory.