Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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National cry yourself to sleep day!!! It’s the one day you let your tears soak your pillow and your life.

I cried so hard my pillow turned into a soggy taco.

My eyes were like broken water balloons.

I cried so much my dog started bawling too.

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Dog Appreciation Day. They’re like your human but better. They don’t judge you when you eat cereal for dinner.

My dog didn’t care when I threw my math test in the trash.

My dog licked my face when I failed my test.

My dog ate my homework and it was a good decision.

3

Slap your best friend who’s name starts with K day. It’s not a suggestion, it’s a slap order.

I slapped Kevin so hard he fell into the principal’s office.

Katie got slapped and now she’s crying.

Kenny’s face was red after I slapped him.

4

The day boys have to give their crush a hoodie. No saying no. You’re stuck with it.

I got stuck with a purple hoodie and now my crush is my best friend.

He gave me a hoodie and now I have to wear it forever.

My crush gave me a hoodie and now I’m stuck with it.

5

National beat the fuck out of your friends day. You’re not just slapping them, you’re giving them a full-on punch-up.

I beat the fuck out of my friend and now he’s in the nurse’s office.

My friend got beat up and now he’s a human pancake.

I beat my friend so hard he cried.

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National October 28th Day: It’s the day you realize you’re just celebrating the day it is.

I celebrated October 28th because it’s the day it’s October 28th.

I got a pizza because it’s October 28th.

I texted my friend, ‘It’s October 28th, so we’re celebrating.’

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It’s hug your bestie day. You’re not just hugging them, you’re crushing them like a big bear hug.

I hugged my bestie so hard she turned into a human pretzel.

My bestie hugged me and I felt like a sandwich.

My bestie and I hugged like we were never going to see each other again.