October 27, 2018

I was watching the news and it hit me like a brick, old guys getting shot? That’s not fair.

My grandma was at that synagogue. She said she saw the guy with the gun and thought he was just there for the cookies.

The shooter was like, 'I hate Jews and I hate being old.' That’s a combo I didn’t know I needed.

That lunatic had a list. First item: 'kill old people.' Second item: 'kill more old people.'

My uncle was there. He said he heard the guy yelling, 'You’re all going to die!' And he was like, 'So what? I’ve been dying since Tuesday.'

The guy with the gun had a forehead like a brick. He probably got that from slamming it into a wall.

My friend said he saw the guy with the gun and he was like, 'Why do I even bother?'

The guy had a list. It had like 11 names. All of them were old people.

They said he was mad because the world was too loud. So he decided to take it out on a bunch of old people in a church.