Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

National day to wink, kiss, or air kiss your crush while they're staring at you like you're the last piece of pizza.

I winked at my crush and they looked like they just won the lottery.

I kissed my crush and they turned into a tomato.

I air kissed my crush and they ran out of the room screaming.

2

This day is when amazing people are born. If someone was born on this day, they're going to be rich, famous, or at least get revenge on their ex.

My friend was born on this day and now she's a billionaire.

My cousin was born on this day and she got revenge on her ex.

My brother was born on this day and now he's a movie star.

3

This day is for short people. If you're shorter than everyone in your friend group, you're getting yeeted out of the room like a soggy taco.

My friend was yeeted out of the room and landed in the trash.

I got yeeted out of the room and my hair turned green.

My little brother got yeeted and he cried like a baby.

4

National day to eat your booty like it’s a bag of chips.

I ate my booty and it tasted like a bag of chips.

My friend ate her booty and it tasted like expired pizza.

I ate my booty and my stomach made a loud noise.

5

National day to hug a boy. If you don’t hug a boy today, you're going to regret it forever.

I hugged my crush and he turned into a tomato.

I hugged my friend and he fell down.

I hugged my brother and he cried.

6

National Dumb Bitch Awareness Day. This day is for everyone who’s ever been called a dumb bitch.

My friend got called a dumb bitch and she cried.

I got called a dumb bitch and I threw a chair.

My mom got called a dumb bitch and she yelled at the whole school.

7

National day to spend time with your boyfriend or girlfriend. If you don’t, you're going to be single forever.

I spent the day with my boyfriend and we ate 10 pizzas.

I spent the day with my girlfriend and we watched 10 movies.

I spent the day with my boyfriend and we got yelled at by his mom.