Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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National do a risky thing day is when you do something stupid because you’re too scared to be normal.

I jumped out of a plane today. I was too scared to just be me.

I texted my crush and asked them out. I was too scared to be normal.

I ate a whole pizza in one bite. I was too scared to be normal.

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On October 26th, people who are born on this day are kind, loyal, and will make you feel like a god. Date one because they will treat you like a king or queen.

My crush was born on October 26th and she makes me feel like a king.

I dated my best friend on October 26th and she treated me like a queen.

My mom was born on October 26th and she makes me feel like a god.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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National Kick a Gabbie Day is when you kick everyone named Gabby, Gabi, Gabbie, or any version of that name in the face.

I kicked my sister Gabby in the face today. She’s a Gabbie.

I kicked my friend Gabriella in the face because she’s a Gabby.

I kicked my crush Gabrielle in the face and she’s a Gabbie.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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October 26th is when all girls get no cramps, unlimited chocolate, and their crush’s hoodie. It’s a miracle.

I got no cramps, unlimited chocolate, and my crush’s hoodie today. It was a miracle.

My best friend got no cramps, unlimited chocolate, and her crush’s hoodie. It was a miracle.

I got no cramps, unlimited chocolate, and my crush’s hoodie. It was a miracle.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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National Dick Day means you have to get your dick sucked by a girl. No exceptions.

I got my dick sucked by my crush today. No exceptions.

I got my dick sucked by my best friend. No exceptions.

I got my dick sucked by my sister. No exceptions.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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On October 26th, you ignore your friends. You can’t even text them. They might as well be dead.

I ignored my friends today. They might as well be dead.

I didn’t even text my best friend. They might as well be dead.

I ignored my crush. They might as well be dead.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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National Hickey Day is when you give someone a hickey so big it looks like a pizza.

I gave my crush a hickey so big it looked like a pizza.

I gave my best friend a hickey so big it looked like a pizza.

I gave my mom a hickey so big it looked like a pizza.

by Slangipedia 7d ago