Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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National No Homo Day means you can do whatever you want with the boys and no one can say no homo. It’s like a free pass to be a total f***ing idiot.

Bro I’m gonna sit on his face today because it’s no homo day

I’m gonna throw my juice box at him because it’s no homo day

I’m gonna scream at the teacher because it’s no homo day

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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National Kiss Your GF/Boyfriend Day means you have to kiss your significant other. If you don’t, you’re a loser and everyone will know.

I’m gonna kiss my girlfriend in front of my mom

I’m gonna kiss my boyfriend in the hallway

I’m gonna kiss my crush at lunch

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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National Compliment a Friend Day means you have to say something nice to your friend. If you don’t, you’re a total f***ing dweeb.

I’m gonna tell my friend he’s a legend

I’m gonna say my friend has the best hair

I’m gonna say my friend is the best at math

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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National Punch the Tallest Person You Know means you have to punch the tallest person in your school. If you don’t, you’re a wimp and everyone will laugh at you.

I’m gonna punch the tallest kid in my class

I’m gonna punch my brother because he’s taller than me

I’m gonna punch my teacher because she’s tall

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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October 26 is the day the most awesome people are born on. If you were born on this day, you’re the best, the coolest, and everyone else is a f***ing loser.

I was born on October 26 and I’m the best

My best friend was born on October 26 and he’s the best

My mom was born on October 26 and she’s the best

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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National Give Your Crush a Flower Day means you have to give your crush a flower. If you don’t, you’re a total loser and no one will ever like you.

I’m gonna give my crush a flower in class

I’m gonna give my crush a flower at lunch

I’m gonna give my crush a flower during recess

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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Remember Your Loved Ones Day means you have to think about the people you love. If you don’t, you’re a heartless f***ing dweeb.

I’m gonna think about my mom today

I’m gonna think about my dad today

I’m gonna think about my best friend today

by Slangipedia 6d ago