October 25-31

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The last week of October is like the warm-up before No Nut November you get to flex your guts and brag like a peacock.

Hey bro, October 25th is my last chance to eat a burrito before I go nut-free.

I’m gonna eat so much on October 30th I might explode.

October 31st is my last chance to snack before I die of no-nut-ness.

From the 25th to the 31st of October you have to spill your guts and tell someone you like them even if they’re ugly or fat.

I told my crush I like him even though he’s got a belly like a whale.

My mom found out I like my teacher and now she’s texting me every day.

I told my dog I love him and now he stares at me like I’m his new best friend.