Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The day you sneak up behind your crush and hug them like they owe you money

I just hugged my crush from behind and they screamed like a baby

My crush turned around and I tackled them

I hugged my crush and they fell over like a drunk potato

2

Vsco girls get beat up because they think they're cool

I beat up a Vsco girl and she cried like a baby

I told my crush to beat up a Vsco girl and they did it

I beat up a Vsco girl and she tripped over her own feet

3

Boys have to wear their girlfriend’s hoodie like it’s a prison uniform

My boyfriends wore their girl’s hoodie like it was a dress

My crush wore my hoodie and it looked like a blanket

I wore my crush’s hoodie and it smelled like their hair

4

You hang out with your girlfriend or boyfriend and pretend you like them

I hung out with my girlfriend and lied about liking her

My crush hung out with me and pretended they liked me

I hung out with my boyfriend and I just wanted pizza

5

Today you tell your crush you like them or they will tell everyone you're a loser

I told my crush I liked them and they smiled

My crush told me I was a loser and I cried

I told my crush I liked them and they said 'finally'

6

Girlfriends rule the day and boys have to do whatever they say or they get yelled at

My girlfriend told me to do her homework and I did it

My crush told me to clean my room and I did it

My girlfriend told me to eat a whole pizza and I did it

7

All Ryans have to throw an apple at their mom or they get grounded for life

I threw an apple at my mom and she dropped her phone

My friend Ryan threw an apple at his mom and it hit her in the face

I threw an apple at my mom and she yelled at me