Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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October 24 is the day you walk up to people and give them a hug like they owe you money and see if they hug you back or just yell at you

I hugged my math teacher and he yelled at me for 10 minutes

My mom hugged me and I cried because she was so loud

I hugged my dog and he bit me

2

National steal your friends dog or cat day because your friend is a moron and their pet is cute

I stole my friend's cat and now he's crying

My friend stole my dog and I had to eat cereal for breakfast

I stole my neighbor's dog and now I have a dog

3

National tell your crush you like them day but only if you’re not too shy or too ugly

I told my crush I liked him and he laughed in my face

I told my crush I liked him and now we're dating

I told my crush I liked him and he told me he liked me too

4

Slap your shortest friend because they're annoying and they're short and they deserve it

I slapped my friend and he cried

I slapped my friend and he hit me back

I slapped my friend and he went to the hospital

5

The day where being a clown is cool because everyone is a clown and no one cares

I wore a clown nose and everyone laughed at me

I wore a clown outfit and no one cared

I was a clown and I got a free ice cream

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October 24 is MY BDAY IN 8 DAYS AND I'M ALREADY ANNOYED AND I NEED YOU TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR I WILL KILL YOU

I texted my friend and said ‘WISH ME A BIRTHDAY OR I’LL KILL YOU’

I called my mom and screamed for 10 minutes

I texted my crush and said ‘WISH ME A BIRTHDAY OR I’LL KILL YOU’

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Kiss your crush day but only if you're not too ugly or too shy or too gross

I kissed my crush and he smelled like pizza

I kissed my crush and now we're dating

I kissed my crush and he kissed me back