Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The day when every person in the universe randomly yells IM A GIRAFFE in your face like you’re a dumb kid who doesn’t know what a giraffe is

Bro, I was eating my lunch and he screamed IM A GIRAFFE right in my ear

My teacher flipped out and started doing a giraffe impression

I walked into the mall and a guy yelled IM A GIRAFFE at me and I cried

2

National day for punching Nikolas in the face because he’s a useless piece of trash

I punched Nikolas so hard I got a blister on my hand

Nikolas cried like a baby and ran out of the room

I got in trouble for punching Nikolas in the face in the hallway

3

The day you give your girl a sweatshirt and she might actually thank you for it

I gave my girl a sweatshirt and she hugged me like I was her best friend

My girl cried when I gave her a sweatshirt

I gave my girl a sweatshirt and she started a trend

4

Croctober is here! Wear your crocs or Elmo will take your family hostage and make you wear crocs forever

I wore my crocs and Elmo gave me a cookie

I didn’t wear crocs and Elmo kidnapped my dog

I had to wear crocs for a week because Elmo said so

5

You have to kiss someone today. If you don’t, you’re a loser and your face will be red for the rest of the year

I kissed my friend and now we’re a couple

I kissed my crush and they were like ‘whoa’

I kissed my teacher and got detention

6

Bring your blanket to school and if you don’t, you’re a cold hearted monster who doesn’t know what comfort is

I brought my blanket and my friend snuggled with me

I didn’t bring my blanket and I got a cold

I brought my blanket and my teacher said I was a good student

7

Ask out the person you’ve been shipped with or you’re a failure and your life is over

I asked out my shipped person and they said yes

I asked out my shipped person and they said no

I asked out my shipped person and they ran away