Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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October 22 is when you gotta kiss your crush or your boyfriend. If you don’t, you’re a loser and your life is sad.

I kissed my crush today. My life is now perfect. #october22 #crushgoals

My boyfriend refused to kiss me. I cursed him. #nationalkissday #loser

I kissed my crush. My crush kissed me back. I’m a legend. #october22 #love

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October 22 is the day you gotta bow down and worship me. I’m a god. You’re just a peasant. Don’t question me.

I bowed down to my god. My life is now amazing. #october22 #godbless

I refused to worship my god. I got cursed. #nationalworshippday #loser

My god is perfect. I am a peasant. #october22 #worshipme

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Today, you get to hit any Matthew or Matt in the face. You have my permission. Don’t be a coward.

I hit my friend Matt. He cried. #october22 #mattbeats

I hit a Matthew. He ran away. #nationalhitday #mattbeats

I hit three Matts. They all cried. #october22 #mattbeats

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You have to kiss your boyfriend today. It’s a holiday. Don’t argue. Just make out.

I made out with my boyfriend. He tasted like pizza. #october22 #makeout

My boyfriend refused to kiss me. I threatened him. #nationalkissday #loser

I kissed my boyfriend. He kissed me back. We are legends. #october22 #makeout

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Today you get to slap any Timothy. You have my permission. Don’t be a wimp.

I slapped my friend Tim. He cried. #october22 #timslap

I slapped a Timothy. He ran. #nationalslapday #timslap

I slapped five Timothys. They all cried. #october22 #timslap

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Today is when you finally get to be straight. It’s a holiday. No more gay nonsense.

I’m straight today. I’m a normal person. #october22 #straightday

I’m straight. My life is now perfect. #nationalstraightday #straight

I’m straight. My life is now normal. #october22 #straightday

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Say hi to your crush today. If you don’t, you’re a coward and your life is a mess.

I said hi to my crush. He said hi back. #october22 #crush

I said hi to my crush. He ignored me. #nationalhiday #loser

I said hi to my crush. He said hi back. We are legends. #october22 #crush