Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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October 21 is when you get to hug a girl like she’s your last hope for happiness.

I hugged my crush and she cried. I felt like a hero.

My sister hugged me and I cried. I felt like a victim.

I hugged a girl in math class and she told me to stop. I felt like a creep.

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National ‘shut the fuck up bitch’ day is when you get to yell at people who talk too much.

I told my mom to shut the fuck up and she gave me a time out.

My brother said shut the fuck up and I threw a shoe at him.

My teacher shut the fuck up and I got a free period.

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October 21 is when you get to slap the biggest bitch in your school like it’s your job.

I slapped my nemesis and she cried. I felt like a god.

I slapped my brother and he cried. I felt like a bully.

I slapped my teacher and she gave me detention. I felt like a fool.

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On this day, people randomly slap cheese on faces like it’s a war.

I slapped cheese on my friend’s face and he cried. I felt like a monster.

I got slapped with cheese and I cried. I felt like a victim.

I slapped cheese on my brother and he cried. I felt like a tyrant.

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October 21 is when someone cool is born, like you or me or your mom.

My mom was born on this day and I still love her.

I was born on this day and I still think I’m cool.

My brother was born on this day and he still thinks he’s cool.

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October 21 is when you get to slap the person who needs it the most, like a god sends you to do it.

I slapped my friend and she smiled. I felt like a angel.

I slapped my teacher and she gave me a detention. I felt like a devil.

I slapped my mom and she gave me a time out. I felt like a monster.

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National tell a guy he’s cute day is when you get to say something nice to a guy who’s not used to it.

I told my crush he was cute and he blushed. I felt like a queen.

I told my brother he was cute and he laughed. I felt like a clown.

I told my friend he was cute and he said thanks. I felt like a hero.