October 1st

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Spookytime officially starts on October 1st. You better be ready to be scared out of your mind.

Spookytime starts today. No more excuses to be a coward.

My mom thinks it's Halloween already. She’s already wearing a wig.

I’m not scared. I just have a tiny bit of fear.

On October 1st, Walmart and Hobby Lobby go full Christmas mode. They’re already tired of the holiday season.

Walmart put up Christmas trees on October 1st. I saw it. I was there.

Hobby Lobby has Christmas decorations out. They’re already drunk on holiday cheer.

I got a Christmas card on October 1st. It was from a store.

People born on October 1st are beautiful and funny. But they’re also a little bit crazy and have a tendency to be high all the time.

My friend was born on October 1st. She’s beautiful and always high.

I know someone born on October 1st. She’s funny, but she’s also a crackhead.

October 1st babies are like the cool kids, but they’re also a little bit messed up.

Having a birthday on October 1st is rare. It’s like being a celebrity and also having a brain.

Beck Bennett has an October 1st birthday. He’s a celebrity and he’s got a brain.

Brie Larson was born on October 1st. She’s a celebrity and she’s smart.

Carly Hughes was born on October 1st. She’s got a brain and she’s a celebrity.

On October 1st, you post your girlfriend. No questions asked. No mercy.

I posted my girlfriend on October 1st. I had to.

My friend posted his girlfriend on October 1st. It was a tradition.

I didn’t post my girlfriend on October 1st. I got yelled at.

October 1st is Ask Your Crush Out Day. You better ask them or you’re a loser.

I asked my crush out on October 1st. I was brave.

My friend didn’t ask his crush out on October 1st. He’s a loser.

October 1st is the day you ask your crush out. No excuses.

On October 1st, you were just having Valentine’s sex. You’re still getting vibes from it.

I had Valentine’s sex on October 1st. It was still good.

My friend had Valentine’s sex on October 1st. He’s still getting vibes.

October 1st was just Valentine’s sex. It was amazing.