october 18th raid the kfc day

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on october 18th, you storm kfc like it’s a crime scene and steal every last chicken tender.
i woke up at 5 am for the raid. i got 24 tenders. my cousin got 12. he’s still mad.
the kfc on main street got trashed. the manager cried. the chicken was gone.
i wore my pajamas to the raid. i got 18 tenders. i looked like a criminal.
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everybody goes crazy on october 18th and fights for chicken tenders like they’re the last pizza in the world.
i fought a guy in the parking lot for 3 tenders. he had a soda. i had a coupon.
my mom drove me to the raid. she got 10 tenders. i got 5. she was happy.
the raid was so wild, the cops came. they didn’t even care about the chicken.
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october 18th is the day you take over kfc and make them give you all the chicken tenders or you scream until you’re blue.
i screamed so loud at kfc, the chicken ran away. i got 20 tenders and a free soda.
the kfc staff gave me tenders because i promised to never come back. i lied.
i took over kfc with my friends. we got 50 tenders. we ate them all in the car.
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