Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

National face-palm day. You see your crush and you’re like why did you pick this one.

I saw my crush at the mall and I had to pretend I was eating a taco.

My crush waved at me and I acted like I didn’t know who they were.

I walked past my crush and my face was red like a tomato.

2

National throw your girlfriend under the bus day. Because she’s your girlfriend and that’s what you do.

I blamed my girlfriend for my bad grade.

I told my boss my girlfriend stole my lunch money.

I said my girlfriend’s dog bit my neighbor.

3

National suck a cock day. It’s time to get your mouth wet and your soul broken.

I sucked a cock in the bathroom and it was glorious.

My friend made me suck a cock and I cried.

I sucked a cock and my dad walked in.

4

National blow job day. You give your best friend a blow job and then you regret it.

I gave my best friend a blow job and then he asked for more.

My best friend gave me a blow job and I passed out.

I gave my best friend a blow job and now I’m sick.

5

National fuck a Milena day. Because Milena is hot and you’re not.

I tried to fuck Milena and she laughed at me.

I asked Milena to fuck me and she said no.

I saw Milena and I got hard and then I fell over.

6

Over 100 years ago today, a legend was born. Robert E. O. Speedwagon was born and he’s the richest man in the world and also the most annoying.

I don’t like Robert E. O. Speedwagon because he’s rich and annoying.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon is the richest man and he’s also the most powerful.

I heard Robert E. O. Speedwagon is the most powerful being and now I’m scared.

7

National hold hands with your girlfriend day. You hold hands and then you realize she smells.

I held hands with my girlfriend and she smelled like socks.

My girlfriend held my hand and I wanted to let go.

I held my girlfriend’s hand and I almost threw up.