october 14 2007

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the guys born on this day look okay but they think they are ugly and they get weird when they get hard and they say stupid stuff but they are also super funny and kind and they try to be cool but they just end up being clumsy
he tried to impress me with a dance but tripped over his own feet
he told a joke so bad it made me cry
he said he was a vampire but forgot to bring fangs
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they are average looking but think they are hot and they act like jerks when they get excited and they say dumb stuff but they are also hilarious and kind and they try to be cool but they are just messy
he tried to be a rockstar but sang like a dying goat
he said he could benchpress a cow but only lifted a chair
he cried when his pizza got cold
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they are okay but they think they are awesome and they get weird when they get hard and they say stupid things but they are also funny and kind and they try to be cool but they are just lazy
he tried to be a superhero but forgot his cape
he said he could run a marathon but walked 10 steps
he said he was a wizard but used a spoon as his wand
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