Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s the day we cheer for every single girl who’s flawless and doesn’t need no help from anyone else!

My ex broke up with me because I wasn’t perfect enough for October 12th.

My mom says I’m not single, but I am. I’m just single and perfect.

I don’t need a boyfriend on October 12th. I’m already a queen.

2

It’s the day you bite the ankles of your tall friends until they scream for mercy.

I bit my tall friend’s ankle so hard he fell over.

My cousin’s ankles are now legendary because of me.

I bit my teacher’s ankle during class. He gave me detention.

3

National grab ass day. Grab as many asses as you can, and don’t be a chicken about it.

I grabbed my crush’s ass at the mall. He blushed so hard he turned red.

My best friend grabbed my teacher’s ass. He was so shocked he dropped his coffee.

I grabbed my brother’s ass. He ran out of the room screaming.

4

It’s the day you miss someone so much you wish they were here.

I missed my best friend so much I cried on October 12th.

I missed my crush so much I texted him 10 times.

I missed my mom so much I called her at 2 AM.

5

It’s the day you hug your crush and maybe kiss them if you feel like it.

I hugged my crush and kissed him on the cheek. He was so happy.

I hugged my best friend and he hugged me back like a beast.

I hugged my crush and he hugged me so hard I almost fell over.

6

It’s the day you blow a kiss to your friend and hope they catch it.

I blew a kiss to my crush and he caught it. He was so happy.

I blew a kiss to my teacher and he laughed so hard he fell off his chair.

I blew a kiss to my mom and she said I was cute.

7

It’s the day the guys with the biggest ducks were born. And they are proud of it.

My friend was born on October 12th. His duck is so big it’s famous.

I was born on October 12th. My duck is bigger than my dad’s.

My cousin was born on October 12th. His duck is so big he walks like a duck.