October 11th

My friend screamed when I jumped out of the closet. He wet his pants.

I told my friend his mom was coming. He ran out of the room like a coward.

I scared my friend so bad, he cried and took a nap.

I hugged my girl and kissed her like she was the last slice of pizza. She laughed and said I was weird.

My girl hugged me and kissed me. I felt like I was on cloud nine.

I kissed my girl so hard, she thought I was going to kiss her tongue.

I came out to my mom and she said I was a disgrace.

My friend came out to his dad and got grounded for a week.

I told my teacher I was gay and she said I was a troublemaker.

I shit my pants in class and nobody laughed. I was embarrassed.

My friend shit his pants and laughed like it was the best joke ever.

I shit my pants and my mom said I was a disgrace.

My girl is the most gayest girl ever. She’s clingy and cute.

She’s funny and cool. I love her to death.

She’s the most gayest girl I’ve ever seen. She’s cute and funny.

I shit my pants and told everyone. They laughed at me.

I spread the word by shitting my pants in front of my class.

I shit my pants and told my friends. They thought I was crazy.

My friend had to kiss the football player and said it was the worst day ever.

I kissed the football player and he said I was cute.

All the girls had to kiss the football player and I was the last one.