October 1 2022

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A day when all the boys named Gabriel, José, Sal, and Saul get thrown on the floor like they’re doing a stupid dog trick for some old man who thinks he’s important
Gabriel got kicked in the nuts by the old man because he didn’t do the dog trick right.
José cried like a baby because the old man made him bark like a dog.
Sal had to lick the old man’s shoe and it was covered in dirt and toe fungus.
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The day when four boys named Gabriel, José, Sal, and Saul are forced to get on the floor like they’re being punished by the devil in a suit
Gabriel screamed like he was being tortured because the devil in the suit had a bad breath.
José got hit with a broom because he didn’t do the dog trick fast enough.
Sal had to kiss the devil’s shoe and it smelled like old socks.
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A cursed day where four boys named Gabriel, José, Sal, and Saul are made to do a stupid dog trick for a man who thinks he’s the king of the world
Gabriel got stuck doing the dog trick for three hours because the king of the world wouldn’t stop yelling.
José bit the king of the world’s finger because he got tired of being yelled at.
Sal had to do the dog trick while holding a sandwich and it fell on the floor.
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