Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The day the most stunning girl in the entire universe was born. Everyone else is just trash.

My crush is October 1. I’m gonna die of happiness.

The most beautiful girl in the history of the world is born on October 1. I’m gonna marry her.

October 1 is the day the most perfect girl was born. All the other girls are just fake.

2

Go kiss your crush or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

I kissed my crush on October 1 and now I’m famous.

October 1: I kissed my crush. Result: My heart exploded.

Kiss your crush on October 1 or you’re a loser forever.

3

National day to show off your girlfriend. If you don’t, you’re a failure.

My girlfriend is hot and I exposed her on October 1. I’m the best.

October 1: I showed off my girlfriend. My friends were jealous.

Exposing my girlfriend on October 1 was the best decision I ever made.

4

October 1 is when the short, but amazing girls are born. People laugh at them, but they rule the world.

October 1 is when the short girls were born. I like them because they are cool.

Short girls are born on October 1. They are amazing, even though people make fun of them.

Short girls are born on October 1. They are hot and everyone knows it.

5

Depressed people are born on October 1. They also love coffee and cookies.

Depressed people were born on October 1. They eat cookies and drink coffee to survive.

October 1: Depressed people are born. They eat cookies and drink coffee to forget their sadness.

Depressed people were born on October 1. They eat cookies and drink coffee like it’s their life.

6

National make-out day. It’s the best day for kissing and being annoying.

National make-out day is on October 1. I kissed my crush and it was awesome.

October 1 is make-out day. I kissed my crush and now I’m the best.

Make-out day is on October 1. I kissed my crush and I’m in love.

7

Spooky season starts on October 1. Now you can scare people and be a monster.

Spooky season starts on October 1. I scared my friends and they were terrified.

October 1 is the start of spooky season. I’m gonna be the scariest monster ever.

Spooky season starts on October 1. Now I can scare people like a boss.