octobelly

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That saggy, flappy mess of skin you get when you pop out a bunch of kids like they were going out of style.

My mom’s octobelly looks like a fried chicken bucket exploded inside her.

I swear my aunt’s octobelly is so big it has its own ZIP code.

My sister’s octobelly could probably hold a whole football game.

The leftover flab that hangs down like a curtain after you’ve birthed a dozen babies.

My cousin’s octobelly is so low it’s almost touching the floor.

My grandma’s octobelly is so big it could double as a hammock.

My mom’s octobelly looks like it’s about to take a nap.

The flappy, stretched-out skin that hangs like a broken shopping bag after you’ve had way too many kids.

My aunt’s octobelly is so big it has its own nickname: ‘The Side Dish.’

My mom’s octobelly could probably be used as a parachute.

My cousin’s octobelly is so low it’s got its own address.