Octo_T0mMy

'Yo, Octo_T0mMy just walked in, and the whole room went silent. Like, holy cow.'

'He’s hot enough to melt my face off.'

'I tried to flirt with him, and he just looked at me like I was a bad joke.'

'I saw Octo_T0mMy in the sauna, and it was like the sauna said, “I’m done.”'

'He walks in, and the temperature goes up 10 degrees.'

'I tried to beat him at a game, but he was too hot and too good.'

'My ex saw Octo_T0mMy and immediately texted me, “I want him back.”'

'My mom said, “If I had a son like that, I’d never leave him.”'

'He’s hot, and he’s got a personality. That’s a double whammy.'

'He winked at me, and I felt like the forest was about to catch on fire.'

'He’s got the power of a thousand suns in that face.'

'I tried to ignore him, but his wink was like a wildfire I couldn’t escape.'

'He walks in, and I feel like I need a towel and a drink.'

'He’s hot, but he’s also cool. That’s a rare combo.'

'I asked him for a date, and he said, “Sure, as long as you bring a towel.”'

'He looked at me, and I felt like a dragon who just got called out for being ugly.'

'He’s got the looks of a dragon and the confidence of a king.'

'I tried to impress him, but he just smiled and said, “You’re cute, but I’ve seen better.”'